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               I am Sadie, the big sister. My baby sister, Claudine, is bad 
                she chews up the newspaper and still has accidents in the house. 
                I am too grown up to do that. I am very well behaved. I love to 
                go and play in the park. Sometimes when I am playing, I make 'Growling 
                Noises'. My daddy says that if I keep doing that I will scare 
                the other dogs, and their mommies and daddies, and no one will 
                want to play with me. I try very hard not to do this, but I just 
                can not help it. Oh well. I do not have a boyfriend, although 
                I am really grown up. My daddy says I will never have a boyfriend 
                if I keep acting like a "Harley Riding Roller Derby Queen". My 
                Aunt Missy calls me "Chubba-Bubba", 
                but I am not fat, just a full figured girl.  
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            I am 
              Claudine. I love to go to the park and play with the other dogs. 
              My daddies take me there a lot! I have a crush on Elvis. 
              When I grow up he is going to be my boyfriend. I have a big sister 
              named Sadie, she tries to boss me around but I do not pay any attention 
              to her. She knows not to chew up the newspaper and not go tinkle 
              in the house. I am still learning, but sometimes I forget. I am 
              having a hard time with the newspaper. It is a lot of fun to chew 
              it up! It makes my daddy mad when I do that. When I am grown up, 
              I am going to behave and listen to my daddy when he calls me! |